- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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