- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

women's rights.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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