were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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