- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

here's a joke... the american education society

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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