What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

epic win?

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Life

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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