A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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