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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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