Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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