- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Robin, get in the car!

Read a Book.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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