-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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