What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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