- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Suck pussy

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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