- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Please ignore this statement.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Im taking a shit right now.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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