- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

404 Error: Joke not found

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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