- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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