- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Knock Knock. Come in.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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