- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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