- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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