Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Sarah Palin.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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