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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Racial Equality

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why? Because.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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