- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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