A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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PENIS lol

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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