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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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