- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

^ That's not even funny ^

women's rights.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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