5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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