yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Lololol

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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