why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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