A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

knock knock... ...no answer

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock knock knock OCD

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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