Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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