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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A women in the kitchen.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

I'm so full I could stop eating.

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