Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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