- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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