- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.