- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock Goodbye

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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