What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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