Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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