- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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