What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

here's a joke... the american education society

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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