what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Death by kayak

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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