My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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