What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Read a Book.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Boys and girls, I only have a few seconds left, and I am going to take these few seconds and teach you.... the longest story in the Universe! You may think this show is all fun and games, but you are in school! And this is an educational program! And there will be a test! And you will be graded on that test! And that grade will go on your permanent record! And your permanent record will follow you around for the rest of your life!!! So, you better pay attention. It goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. 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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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