- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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