- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Feminism.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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