What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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