Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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