"Knock knock." "Come in."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

69.

Death by kayak

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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