- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Refridgerator.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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