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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like it in the mouth

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.