- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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