- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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