- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

civil rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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