- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

woman's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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