- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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