Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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