- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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