- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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