- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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