- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Who is big and stupid My brother

The child was fired from his job.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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