What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Indians

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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