What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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