- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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