really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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