Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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PENIS that is all

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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