A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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