a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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