I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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