What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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