A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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