A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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