What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

this website is a bad joke

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

homosexual rights to marriage

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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