You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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autistic kids rock

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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