- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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