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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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