- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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