-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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