- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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