Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

thumb_up thumb_down -18

You are joking right?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why was kade sad? he shit himself

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops