- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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