What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Communism hehe xd

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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