- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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