What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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