- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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