Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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