- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Whats two plus two Four!

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