- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

men's rights activists

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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