What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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