- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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