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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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