10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A man did not like this site

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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