- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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