- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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