Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

The New York Giants

A penis walks into a bar..

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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