Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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