You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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