What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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