The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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