What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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A man goes to the potty.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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