What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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