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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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