Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Poop

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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