- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A miserable man committed suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

FOX News: Fair and balanced

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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