A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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123 f*ck off

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