Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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penis in the camel

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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