- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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