What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Women's Rights.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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