- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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