- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

woman's rights

Barack Obama is a good president.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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