- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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