Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Thats what she said

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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