- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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