- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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