- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

bangers and mash?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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