Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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hi

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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