- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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