- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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