- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

a person who will soon die of beeties

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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