- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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