Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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