Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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