- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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