We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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