Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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