Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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