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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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