why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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