- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

God is real.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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