Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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