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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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