What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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