- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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