- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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