- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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