- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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