- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What are annoying? Ads.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

why does the man appear fat he is

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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