What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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