- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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