- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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