- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Screw it you write the joke.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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