A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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deez nuts

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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