3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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