- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what's the difference between a duck?

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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