Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

David Cameron

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Golf.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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