- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A man penetrates another man.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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