- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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