- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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