- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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