What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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why dont they make black forks

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Peas

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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