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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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