- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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