What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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