- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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