- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My spelling is horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Hello

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Jesus Christ

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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