- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

VITAMIN C!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Burp

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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