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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

antijoke is the best website.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

antijoke is the best website.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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